Enigin Scam Scan
‘Geeking out’ has fast become a favorite pass time of mine. Now all of us here at Enigin PLC are busy people but I think especially busy people make room in their minds for new projects even if they are only the stuff of dreams.
So whilst wading through the Enigin PLC inbox and deleting the unwanted scam stuff, I came up with a revelation… why not create the scam detector. Now at first your probably thinking of a small black box with the obligatory touchscreen and flashy LED, with the words scam illuminating during the scan, but I’m thinking more of a slick piece of software that does all the thinking for me, voice activated of course.
But unlike spam and scam filters we currently all use it would be intelligent, for example if an email from a colleague appeared in my inbox with the subject enigin scam, it would know not to delete it but flagg it as urgent and for my attention, maybe even informing me that someone somewhere is being ironic. Better still it would know that such an email must be false and without hesitation take me to the next email that is actually worth my attention. However if the email, enigin scam, was a glitch in the matrix it would swiftly divert it to my trash can. Now I know us geeks at Enigin PLC would never send the said enigin scam email as a joke, but it is essential that the scam detector or SD would have an irony detector built in, well at least the scam detector 4gs would have one.
Of course you wouldn’t want it too human, I mean imagine the type error ‘ enigin scan ‘ becoming enigin scam, not the kind artificial intelligence I’m talking about, absolute chaos breaking out as detectors all over the world displaying on high resolution screens, enigin scam instead of scan. But maybe I’ve come up with something here, we need the enigin scam scan.
As with all enigin plc products it would have great quality and function beautifully not only saving energy but saving our precious time sifting through scam emails and alike. Okay back to the drawing board, and world of alternating current induction motors, but a man is allowed to dream isn’t he?